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Strategies & Market Trends : G&G's Riding Lawnmower thread
POT 20.650.0%Jan 2 4:00 PM EST

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To: mph who wrote (4923)1/11/2002 11:02:33 AM
From: Original Mad Dog  Read Replies (1) of 4966
 
The Excedrins and Coke supply the caffeine for the morning. The Coke also quenches the thirst that has built up overnight. However, the breakfast is calibrated and must be eaten in sequence. The donuts must be started (but not finished) in order to create a soft squishy gooey bed in the stomach for the first gulps of Diet Coke to land on. Then another portion of donut before the Excedrins -- this coats the stomach so that its lining is not eroded by the aspirin and additional caffeine in the Excedrin. The aspirin wards off heart trouble, the Tylenol in the Excedrin wards off (slightly) anything that might ache, and the caffeine kicks in to allow me enough alertness not to fall asleep as I drive to work.

It's all science, you see. ;-)
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