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Pastimes : Dr. Id's SI Addiction Room

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To: Dr. Id who started this subject1/15/2002 3:02:22 PM
From: Uncle Frank   of 414
 
Recently two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Id and Dr. Jones, Psychotherapy and Proctology."

The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go, so they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."

Thumbs down again, so they tried "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives." Still not good, so they tried "Minds and Behinds."

Unacceptable again, so they tried "Lost Souls and Ass-holes." Still no go. Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Queers and Rears," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks" or "Loons and Moons" work either.

So they finally settled on "Dr. Id and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
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