Ed,
Your translation skills are lou-zee:
Slider, Re: "I've got to finalize an outside business sale and them I'm off for an extended vacation - just a little Sun, Fun, Golf & Baseball 'bunger... I'll send you a post card from Yankeetown in March."
Translation: <<I'm working double shifts at Wendy's now, but may have to head south to Tennessee to find a Wendy's that will take me, because I've pissed off every manager, day and night, in the greater Chicago area. I'm going to add an after hours job as well, it's great because you know how I nailed that tag question, "shall it supersize that for you?"?? In my new job, where I'm an independent entrepreneur, I basically approach potential clients and ask, "Got any spare change?">>
And allow me to translate one of your sentences for Slider as well:
<<When you get your bearings again, consider whether investing will make you happy and will make profits for you.>>
What you mean to say in plain English is <<When you get out of de-tox and are on step 9 of the 12 step program, try to get a life. Perhaps in janitorial services.>>
Tic-toc?? Got NEM??
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