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To: Druss who wrote (12365)1/16/2002 11:57:36 PM
From: Rainy_Day_Woman  Read Replies (2) of 12754
 
I never jumped off a house with a Superman cape on to try out flying. My cousin broke his ankle on that one

when I was 6, some neighborhood boys and I were playing Tarzan and Jane

they boys found a huge old willow tree at the bottom of a hill. they grabbed a branch, walked it up the hill, then let go and tarzan'd through the air to the bottom, letting go and falling into the grass. it looked so cool!

wanting to swing through the air just like the boys, I hitched my sundress into my panties, [looking exactly like Jane btw] climbed to the top and SWUNG so fast and furious, Tarzan would have been envious!

however, I didn't have my release quite down pat

I continued to rocket right into an unforgiving slab of cement

the boys later told me they were very impressed, they had never seen a compound fracture before and they thought the coolest part was I got to ride in an ambulance and wear a cast all summer

it's not easy being Jane
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