POOR KUHNS, PUGS’S FOOL
Here we have the sorry account of another ill-fated PugsVenture. It appears that he wished to prove that Janice Shell didn’t “really” go to Wellesley. Probably because his counsel has told him not to post, he sent in Michael Kuhns to do the dirty work. The results were predictably disastrous.
Here’s a summary:
DID JANICE REALLY GO TO WELLESLEY?
► Kuhns’s gambit: “I can’t find your name on the alumni list at Wellesley College for the last 40 years. Neither Janice Shell or Janice Evans” [1]. Ooops!! As we’ll see, he was just making this up.
► Shell informs him [2] that she was Class of ’70.
► Kuhns claims that Shell “can’t even prove that [she] was an “alumni” of Wellesley. Wow!! Shell pointed out that she was neither an “alumni” nor an “alumnus”, but an “alumna”.
► Kuhns idiotically states that “there was a special request sent to Wellesley and with no surprise nothing turned up or they have you in a ‘special file’ again” [6].
► Shell challenges these lies [7, 9].
► Kuhns suggests that Shell was using a “different aliias back in those days” [10].
► Kuhns claims that “the Dean of Wellesley has been contacted…and he seems to have a difficult time providing info” [11]. Little did Kuhns realize, evidently, that the Dean of Students at Wellesley is a woman—given that Wellesley is a women’s college—or that the Dean is not the appropriate person to ask for information about alumnae. Obviously neither Kuhns nor Dobry, his Master, went to college.
► Curious Lurker posts: “The Alumnae Office will not give out an alumna’s contact information to a non-alumna. However, we would be happy to forward a letter from you to the alumna you are searching for” [12].
► Tommy Hicks asks specifically if the Dean of Wellesley actually said that “a Janice Shell did not attend” [16].
► Kuhns lamely replies that the “dean was contacted after Janice’s name didn’t appear” [17]. Appear WHERE? Kuhns adds: “Possibly she was using a different alias back then or her records are sealed…sealed for what reason?..like her living out of the country..for what reason?”
► Tommy Hicks responds that he found a site that proved a Janice Evans graduated from Wellesley in 1970 [19].
► Kuhns inanely responds that Tommy’s finding is proof that Janice Shell isn’t “really” Janice Shell, but Janice Evans [20].
► Jeff Mitchell logs on, and asks if it was Kuhns or Dobry who called the “Dean of Wellesley” [21].
► Tommy Hicks alerts Kuhns to the fact that many women had one name in 1970, and another now. Patiently, Tommy attempts to explain to Kuhns the maiden name/married name thing [22, 23]
► Kuhns isn’t having any. He asks: “Who exactly gave Janice the Shell name?” [24].
► Tommy, much perplexed, responds…”Her husband?” [25].
► Jeff contiinues to press Kuhns on the matter of who, exactly, called the “Dean of Wellesley” [26, 27].
► Kuhns replies that “neither of us called the Dean at Wellesley. There are better ways of communicating…” [28].
► Jeff asks again [30] and Kuhns replies: “Neither, get a grip, moron!” [31].
► Jeff then asks Kuhns how he and/or Dobry got this “information” and how they could possibly prove its accuracy [32].
► Janice Shell wakes up, logs on, and offers a way of proving that she is indeed an alumna of Wellesley [33].
► Kuhns actually goes to the site in question, reads what he can get, and then asks: “What’s the L stand for?”, claiming that her “background shows no L”. Wooo. He asks as well why Shell’s alumna password should be her SS number. Kuhns and Dobry are, as we know, absolutely obsessed by SS numbers.
► Shell points out that her middle name is Louise, as she’s posted many times, and that her Wellesley ID number is not her SS number [35, 36].
► Kuhns absurdly posts: “I didn’t see anywhere that name is affiliated with Wellesley” [37]. What name? What IS he talking about?
► Shell asks: “What name? You’re becoming confused, Kuhns. You just looked me up in the Alumnae Directory” [39].
► Kuhns asks “permission” to call Wellesley to enqurire about all this [40, 42]; Shell tells him to go right ahead [41, 43].
► Kuhns then claims that he’s “kicked your ass out once again”, and retires from the field [44].
► Next morning, Kuhns was in CYA mode: “I had to ask some of those questions. It was for the record. Consider it a pre-depo” [45]. What a moron.
I think we can arrive at some basic conclusions. Dobry told poor Kuhns to post that “someone”—perhaps the famous “we” who was assured by the non-existent “secretary” of the Janice Shell who lives in Elk Grove that that Janice was indeed an art historian who’d lived in Milan—had actually made some sort of “contact” with the “Dean of Wellesley”.
Lies exposed once again. It seems likely that no one at all actually made a call to Wellesley.
Certainly it’s provable beyond any doubt, to readers sufficiently interested in the truth to do a simple search at the Wellesley alumnae site, that Janice Louise Evans did indeed graduate from Wellesley in 1970, as Janice Evans Shell has always said was the case.
Q.E.D. But.. WHAT is the problem with these guys? Have they no understanding at all of the maiden name/married name thing? Who knows? But obviously their agenda is to “prove” that Shell isn’t who she says she is. How very sick. How very stupid.
And they’re screwing up every time they post.
Poor Kuhns. Always the fool, always used, always the woof-woof, and never realizes it.
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