Make a Wish
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and
stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down,
and starts to play the piano.
This other guy notices it. "Hey, what's that?"
"A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic
lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch
pianist."
"Can I try?"
The man with the pianist agrees and a minute later, a
million ducks fill the room.
"Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for
a million bucks!"
"You really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?" |
