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Pastimes : Clown-Free Zone... sorry, no clowns allowed

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To: Jack Clarke who wrote (144942)1/21/2002 12:26:27 AM
From: lifeisgood  Read Replies (2) of 436258
 
Perhaps the Enron thing will force some honesty into those distorted reports Wall Street so depends on.

I can see it now....

"Year over year comparisons are down 75% and we attribute this decline in earnings to new SEC requirements which no longer allow us to lie and cheat via pro forma BS. Further, we regret to project that from here forward, we will no longer report any profits and we again attribute this to being forced by the SEC to disclose actual earnings (as opposed the fabricated earnings we previously reported). Lastly, we regrettfully admit that we have never actually turned a profit and we apologize profusely to anyone who may have been deceived by our lying and cheating and worthless accounting chananigans. We are very sorry that our investors will have lost millions of dollars when they gullibly accepted our distorted and fabricated earnings reports. Despite this, we are relieved that our officers and board of directors have had ample opportunity to cash out and sell our worthless shares to the gullible public and we thank the SEC and Mr. Pitt for looking the other way while we did."

best...

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