Irie and Dan were in the finals of the Olympics wrestling tournament. Dan's couch walks over to him before the matched and told him to avoid Irie's famous pretzel hold... no one had ever been able to get out of it. Dan says he will, and the match begins.
The two wrestlers circle around each other for awhile, and then all of a sudden, Irie leaps at Dan and puts him in the pretzel hold. The coach turns away in disgust, and throws his hands up in the air. As he is thinking "it's over" to himself, he all of a sudden hears the crowed go wild, and start chanting "USA, USA." The Coach turns around and sees Dan throw Irie up in the air, and with his last ounce of strength, get the pin. After the match, he coach walks up to Dan to ask him how he did it, because no one had ever been able to break that hold before.
"Well," said Dan, "When he got me in the lock, I thought it was over. That is until I started looking around and saw a pair of balls, right there in front of me. So I reached out, grabbed 'em, and just started biting. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls. |
