Me too. In fact, on the other side, we're Irish, Scottish, and English (both Protestant and Catholic). Who could deny my claim that somewhere in there some reparations are due to me, big time?
I'm sending a certified letter to Tony Blair tomorrow, demanding settlement $$$.
And, by gosh, if I don't get a satisfactory answer -- with a check -- in ten business days, I'm filing suit in federal court, the World Court, and the International Court of Claims. And, just to be sure, with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. Yeah, Louis Farakhan, too. Why not?
I just KNOW there was some hanky-panky back there somehow, and my life has been ruined because of it. At a minimum, I haven't realized my potential to become UN Commissioner, UK Prime Minister, US President, and/or Boy Scout scoutmaster (pleading all in the alternative) and it's all because of the misdeeds of those 42+ defendants I'll name in my complaint.
Oh, boy, this will be the mother of all lawsuits. |
