Can I please use your bathroom?
This guy was driving on a highway in the middle of
nowhere when suddenly he needed to go to the bathroom.
He watched for a building for a very long time when he
finally came to a motel. The only person in the lobby
was the doorman.
"Can I please use your bathroom? I'll be quick!"
The doorman stared at him for a while, then replied.
"Sure you can, but there's just one thing. The men's
room of the motel is broken, so you'll have to use the
woman's room. If you go in there you'll notice 3
buttons. Whatever you do, don't press the 3rd one!"
"Okay!" And the man walked into the bathroom, thinking
the guy was a little weird.
He looked around and instantly found the 3 buttons. He
pressed the first one and it was an automatic light
switch. He pressed the second one and it was an
automatic toilet flusher. He looked out the bathroom
door, and then his curiosity got the best of him. He
pressed the third button, and then he blacked out.
The next thing he knew he was in the hospital, the
doorman staring over him.
"What happened???" He asked weakly.
"I told you not to press the 3rd button, but you did
anyway!"
"What difference does it make? Tell me why I'm here!"
The doorman sighed. "You see son, the 3rd button made
all the difference. That was the automatic tampon
remover!" |
