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The lineage is finally revealed.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Shitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the couple produced six children: Holle Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parent's objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for twenty years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she kept her previous name and was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt And Giva schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the
newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse Schitt.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
So now if someone says to you, '' YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SHITT'', you can correct them.
Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family! |
