Ding - Dong
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old
grandmother and comfort her. When she ask how her grandfather
had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we
were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her
grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would
surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny.
"Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the
best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It
was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too
strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused,
wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice
cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!" |
