Hey, you're right!  Women do eat up the whole Joe Kernen look, especially the hair. And how do you know he's not buff under that big puffy shirt? I wish they would have casual day on Fridays at CNBC, so he could wear a tank top or something!!!
  I think I have been watching my stocks too closely, because he has recently become the most masculine, handsome, dashing, authoritative, cute, cuddly . . . oh, I could go on and on, but for women he's a real hunk! I just want to iron all his clothes, or something!!!!
  Not to mention, he used to be a broker and he really makes fun of them righteously, and he has a master's degree in biology, so he asks interesting biotech questions. Oh, who am I trying to fool? It's really a simple matter of lust, desire, early morning sex fantasies! |