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To: Oral Roberts who wrote (12746)2/1/2002 6:46:06 PM
From: Original Mad Dog  Read Replies (1) of 45639
 
MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
(Fahrenheit)

At +70º Fahrenheit:

Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.

At +60º Fahrenheit:

North Carolinians start turning on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

At +50º Fahrenheit:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

At +40º Fahrenheit:

Italian and English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

At +30º Fahrenheit:

Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

At +20º Fahrenheit:

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

At +15º Fahrenheit:

Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

At 0º Fahrenheit:

People in Miami begin freezing to death...
Michiganders lick the flagpole.

At -20º Fahrenheit:

Californians evacuate to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

At -40º Fahrenheit:

Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

At -60º Fahrenheit:

Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

At -80º Fahrenheit:

Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.

At -100º Fahrenheit:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

At -297º Fahrenheit:

Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.

At -460º Fahrenheit:

All atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

At -500º Fahrenheit:

Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl!
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