there's a guy who works at a local supermarket who i call big head todd (after bht& the monsters).
he really honestly has this big old head, and he shaves it too. maybe he's thinking if he had hair, his head would be beyond enormous, i don't know.
i just know that they only let big head todd do stuff like sweep the floors and round up carts from the parking lot. maybe it's because if they put him doing anything else, people would just stare at his giant head and forget to do their shopping.
whenever i see him coming i say to my wife out of the corner of my mouth, "here comes big head todd". or, if he comes around the corner and catches me by surprise and is right there within earshot, i might ask my wife, "so, how's todd doing?"
she, of course, thinks all of these antics are childish, and threatens not to take me out in public anymore. if that happens, at least i won't have to keep bumping into big head todd. |
