I know the reason Japan is slowly falling apart. In the 1970's Japanese began to pay the best looking North American blondes to come to Japan to serve as courtesans. The actual jobs they advertised were as waitresses, actresses, bartenderesses, etc... What they actually wanted from them is left to the gentle reader to imagine. What would you want from a good looking blonde for money? Generally? Well to make a long story short, its the same thing that causes a proliferation of blondes over here. You think you are getting the advantage of them here too. But they end up with the car, the house, the boat, etc. etc... And in between the fun stuff you have to listen to them. Inconsequential at first, but no matter how many you dump in the river, you still have to listen to what is left. And it does not get any better. Gradually the Japanese businessmen were exhausted from too much fun and too little sense. (They just don't get the Geisha bit, they keep spilling the tea.) It has led to the dismantling of the Japanese logical mind. The constant erosion of common sense has led to a gradual debilitation of business practices and finally to bank failures at a catastrophic rate. In 100 years everyone in Japan will be blonde and no one will be able to plug in a toaster.
Incidentally, it should be noted here that Alaric finally conquered the Roman legions with women warriors. It is generally recored that the unstoppable Hun charge was men on horseback. Actually, it is widely known that most Hungarian women are blonde. The women rode up on horses alright. But when they drew abreast of the Roman legions, they dismounted, threw down their garments, went down on their knees and offered ... ok .. and while this was happening, Alaric's remaining men, sauntered around the back into the Roman camp with lots of Wine, dressed as gypsy traders. They would engage the general in conversation such as .. "do you know how to beat those Huns? ha ha ha.. just buy them off, they are all drunks. Send them back for more wine, in Hungary it's cheap.. a few Kopeks will do it .. here have some more.. etc.."
Veni Vidi Vici.
(Blondie Roma)
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