*** MQ + X = 2C *** Ashley, when a CDMA 2GHz photon absorbs into a bunch of wet DNA and associated protoplasm, does it get absorbed by a single electron, or a molecule or the wave function of some other little bit of what's in there such as a proton, neutron, quark or something else? Water seems to be good at absorbing them [whereas glass isn't very good] and metals reflect them so they don't absorb much. But they are all made of protons, electrons and stuff. Hmmm. Maybe it's particular electrons with the right energy level.
I should ask Google, but maybe you know. Or maybe some registered expert will feel prompted to explain [please!].
<In addition, these worms grew to be about 10 per cent larger than worms not exposed to radiation. Difficulties in measuring the temperatures of the tiny worms meant the team couldn't be sure that they were not being heated. But the latest experiments rule this out.
"What's needed first is to establish a mechanism," de Pomerai says. One theory suggests that water molecules agitated by the microwaves could be attracted to water-seeking areas on a protein's surface, influencing its ability to fold into its proper, functional shape. ...>
Perhaps there are little nematode worms inside each molecule and those are what absorb the photons. There are quantum wormholes so maybe those are what do the absorbing and those worms quantum tunnel into our brains and cause tumours [and perhaps fertily - if nobody has yet checked].
That'll really make cellphones sell.
New study finds: "CDMA users' mating popularity and frequency is dramatically greater than that for TDMA, GSM or analogue users. Body-builders and athletes should expect to be 10% bigger". Hmm, maybe size matters and that's the reason for the increased fecundity. People will be buying lots of CDMA phones to increase absorption of the signals. Maybe brains will get 10% bigger too and that's why intelligence of cellphone users is higher than non-users.
Yes, yes, I know the boring answer that it's smart people getting phones giving the higher IQ result rather than the phones causing the higher IQ. But maybe it's the bigger brains causing the high IQ.
So, use CDMA and be bigger, smarter and get more sex!~!
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