Peter Rich ,Add it to things I need to know .
> WORDS WOMEN USE
>
>
> FINE
> This is the word we use at the end of any argument
> that we feel we are right about but need to shut you
> up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks.
> This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
>
> FIVE MINUTES
> This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
> minutes that your football game is going to last
> before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's
> an even trade.
>
> NOTHING
> This means something and you should be on your toes.
> "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a
> woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside
> down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
> signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes"
> and end with the word "Fine."
>
> GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
> This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
> getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the
> word "Fine."
>
> GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
> This means "I give up" or "do what you want because
> I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go
> Ahead" in just a few minutes,
> followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk
> to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
>
> LOUD SIGH
> This is not actually a word, but is still often a
> verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud
> Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that
> moment and wonders why she is wasting her time
> standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
>
> SOFT SIGH
> Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft
> Sighs" are one of the few things that some men
> actually understand. She is content. Your best bet
> is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
>
>
> THAT'S OKAY
> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
> woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
> wants to think long and hard before paying you
> retributions for whatever it is that you have done.
> "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and
> used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go
> Ahead." At some point in the near future when she
> has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some
> mighty big trouble.
>
> PLEASE DO
> This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is
> giving you the chance to come up with whatever
> excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is
> that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell
> the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a
> "That's Okay."
>
> THANKS
> A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say
> you're welcome.
>
> THANKS A LOT
> This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will
> say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at
> you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some
> callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
> Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the
> "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
>
>
> To ALL men, just
> a warning about future arguments you can avoid
> if remembering all the terminology.
>
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