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To: Cal Gary who wrote (8835)2/18/2002 9:25:59 PM
From: Montana Wildhack  Read Replies (1) of 14101
 
Please do not feed the animals.

[CITE TV announcer looking into camera. You can see his
breath in the cold]

"This is Gordon Goodhair live from Cherry Beach. We're here
to talk to some of the locals about living conditions down
here and gather their thoughts on Mel's Toronto studio
plans."

[Knocks on nearest large carboard box.]

"Hello. CITE TV here. Can we ask you a few questions?"

[Man in parka crawls out of box and stands beside Gord.
Camera pans into 3/4 shot suggesting anticipation]

"I didn't notice any dogs around." says Gord with fake
interest.

[Man in parka looks around in erie Fargo fashion not
comprehending]

"Can you tell us your thoughts about living in these
conditions? Are you angry at how Toronto is treating you?"

[Parkaman looks into camera. Seconds pass.]

"I ain't from the west." he says finally

"Well, could you tell us what its like living here?"
Gordon Goodhair says not sure what Parkaman is talking about.

"I'm waiting for Dimethaid." Parkaman says looking at
the cameraman.

"Pardon? Is that a relief organization?"

"No. Its a biotech organization."

[Seconds of dead air pass while Gord figures out if this
aid is about dimes, meth, or something called dimeth]

"Could you explain that?" Gord finally recovers pushing
the mike at Parkaman hopefully.

"Not really. I don't think anybody had any idea how long
it would eventually take."

[Gord takes a few more seconds to realize he's not on the
same planet. The camera begins zooming in on his chiseled
features.]

"This is Gordon Goodhair live from Cherry Beach where
the homeless believe they are dying for aid under the
lights of million dollar condos."

[As the camera pulls out something that looks like a ferret
latches onto the bottom of Gords heavy coat and begins
shaking vigorously]
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