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Non-Tech : The Pineapple Thread
DOLE 12.74-0.7%Oct 31 9:30 AM EDT

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To: Bill Ulrich who wrote (21)2/22/2002 12:28:36 AM
From: Graystone   of 138
 
Pineapple salivation
or
Jaws

Jaws with Pineapple
31680 pineapples
1 Jaws shark
1 backyard swimming pool (big enough for Jaws)
1 cooking oil section from local supermarket
lumber (should be hardwood, enough to build double garage)
Brandy (to taste)

Clean small children and pets out of Jaws, discard, reserve juice. Save boat parts, but discard pieces of Jaws damaged by gunfire, electrocution, explosion etc.
Heave Jaws into pool.
Add oil and pineapples (reserve 1/3 oil, marinate boat parts in reserved oil)
Arrange lumber around and over Jaws to create a crust. If you are feeling creative, make it look like a fish.
Add marinated boat parts in piles around bottom of lumber fish pile.
Soak all in brandy.
Light and when flames die down (2 days) get ready to dig in.

This makes a lot, so invite everyone !!
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