Enjoy...
> > > > >For C and UNIX fans, here is C version of vividhabharathi
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> > > > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >The Mukesh fan corollary:
> > > > >=========================
> > > > >For every IMAGINABLE situation, there exists at least one REAL Mukesh
> > > >
> > > > >song which can be sung in your REAL world.
> > > > >
> > > > > ------------------------------------------------
> > > > > The return statement
> > > > >
> > > > > aa laut ke aaja mere meet
> > > > > tujhe mere geet bulaate hain
> > > > > mera soona padare sangeet
> > > > > tujhe mere geet bulaate hain...
> > > > >
> > > > > aa ab laut chale, nain bichhaye,
> > > > > bahen basaye,
> > > > > tujhko pukaare, desh tera...
> > > > >
> > > > > ------------------------------------------------
> > > > > Procedure call
> > > > >
> > > > > aaja re ab mera dil pukaara
> > > > > ro ro ke gham bhi haara
> > > > > badnaam na ho pyar mera, aaja re...
> > > > > ------------------------------------------------
> > > > > free() /* delete useless memory */
> > > > >
> > > > > bhooli hui yaadon mujhe itna na sataao
> > > > > ab chain se rehne do, mere paas na aao...
> > > > >
> > > > > ------------------------------------------------
> > > > > realloc() /* reallocate pre-used memory! */
> > > > >
> > > > > aaya hai mujhe phir yaad wo zaalim
> > > > > gujra zamaanaa bachpan ka
> > > > > hai re akeyle chhod ke jaana...
> > > > >
> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> > > > > function prototype declaration, as in:
> > > > > chalna *chhaliya (character hindu, muslim, sikh, isahi)
> > > > >
> > > > > chhaliya mera naam, chalna mera kaam
> > > > > hindu, muslim, sikh, isahi sab ko mera salaam...
> > > > >
> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> > > > > exit(), suspend
> > > > >
> > > > > Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa
> > > > > main to raahi tere manzil kaa
> > > > > nazron mein teri main buraa sahi
> > > > > main to raahi tere manzil kaa
> > > > > nazron mein teri main buraa sahi
> > > > > aadmi buraa nahin main dil kaa...
> > > > >
> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> > > > > for(;;), the infinite loop
> > > > >
> > > > > hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke
> > > > > gaate rahe hain, gaate rahenge
> > > > > hum tum...
> > > > >
> > > > > (non-Mukesh!)
> > > > > subah se lekar shaam tak
> > > > > shaam se lekar raat tak
> > > > > raat se lekar subah tak
> > > > > subah se phir shaam tak .....
> > > > >
> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> > > > > volatile variable
> > > > >
> > > > > main raahi bhatakne waala hoon
> > > > > koi kya jaane matwaalaa hoon...
> > > > >
> > > > > static/local variable:
> > > > >
> > > > > Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan
> > > > > iske siwa jaana kahan
> > > > > jee chaahe jab humko aawaaz do
> > > > > hum hain wahin, hum the jahaan...
> > > > >
> > > > > complex variable:
> > > > >
> > > > > jaaon kahaan bataa ae dil
> > > > > duniya badi hai sangdil
> > > > > chaandni aayi ghar jalaane
> > > > > soojhe na koi manzil...
> > > > >
> > > > >- ------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > > >Songs for statements:
> > > > >
> > > > > 10 The IF GO TO statement
> > > > >
> > > > > Koi jab tumhara hriday toRde
> > > > > TaRapta hua jab koi chhoRde
> > > > > Tab tum mere paas aana priyay
> > > > > Mera dar khula hai, khula hi rahega
> > > > > Tumhare lie, koi jab
> > > > >tumhara.............................(Mukesh)
> > > > >
> > > > > 20 The DO loop
> > > > >
> > > > > Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha
> > > > > Mujhe tumse pyaar tha
> > > > > Aaj bhi hai, aur kal bhi rahega
> > > > > Sadion se tujhse milne, jiya beqarar tha
> > > > > Jiya beqarar tha
> > > > > Aaj bhi hai, aur kal bhi
> > > > >rahega.......................(Rafi/Lata)
> > > > >
> > > > > The IF THEN ELSE statement
> > > > > (in 2 songs for the novice)
> > > > >
> > > > > 30 IF THEN
> > > > >
> > > > > Tum agar saath dene ka waada karo
> > > > > Main yunhi mast naGHme luta-ta rahun
> > > > > Tum mujhe dekhkar muskurati raho
> > > > > Main tumhe dekhkar geet gaata rahun
> > > > > Tum agar saath dene
> > > > >ka...................................(mKapoor)
> > > > >
> > > > > 40 ELSE
> > > > >
> > > > > Tu na mili to hum jogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to
> > > > > Tu na mili to hum jogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to han
> > > > > Saari umariya ko rogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to
> > > > > Tu na mili to hum jogi ban jaenge, tu na mili
> > > > >to..............(KK)
> > > > >
> > > > > The IF THEN ELSE statement
> > > > > (in 1 song for the advanced user)
> > > > >
> > > > > 50 IF THEN
> > > > >
> > > > > Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > ELSE
> > > > >
> > > > > Magar kisi aur ko chaahogi to mushkil
> > > > >hogi................(Mukesh)
> > > > >
> > > > > 60 The CALL statement
> > > > >
> > > > > Aaaja, aaja, aaaja, aaaaaaja
> > > > > Tujhko pukare mera pyaar, hoe
> > > > > Tujhko pukare mera pyaar
> > > > > Aaja, main to miTa hun tere pyaar me
> > > > > Tujhko pukare mera pyaar
> > > > > Tujhko pukare mera
> > > > >pyaar.....................................(Rafi)
> > > > >
> > > > > 70 The WHILE DO Statement
> > > > >
> > > > > Jab tak rahe tan me jiya
> > > > > Waada raha O saathia
> > > > > Hum tumhare lie, tum humare lie
> > > > > Ho, hum tumhare lie, tum humare lie
> > > > > Jab tak rahe tan me
> > > > >jiya....................................(Asha)
> > > > > |
