You Kicked My Dog....
>>And Behind Door Number One
or
The Small Box
Have you tried feeding your Jesus polenta yet, I hear they like it ?
Your Prize begins with $50.00 worth of Italian Pride Precooked Polenta, polenta slides aside
!!!!AND A NEW ABACUS!!!!
This modified Han Dynasty Abacus has ONE bead and ONE bar, it retails for ONE DOLLAR, making the total value of your prize package $51.00 Dollars (less the total value of your birthday)
I will also give you ONE DOLLAR for every bobby pin you have in your nose. >>
That was great Greystone!!
Ever listen to that web-tape stream about the Indian fellow who calls his Western-English-Christian neighbor accusing them of "keeeeeeeking maaaaaaheee daaaagh"
"Youuuuu keeeeeek maey doooog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
And this black hole claim, blame and shame seed took it downward from there.....
It was crazy, humourous and incredible all in the same breath. These claims have a way of enslaving the judge, trail, witnesses, victim, criminal and spectators into the same ONE ball-o-dark-fire ....
Well this ONEness stuff can, indeed, come across just as crazy and luny so I really appreciate the levity and humor.
I want ONE of those NEW ABACUSSES!!
One dolla?? Great!
Thanks for sharing!
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