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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (22691)2/28/2002 4:36:01 PM
From: MrsNose  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what
his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to
know everything about you." The frog is thrilled,
"This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
~~~~~~~~~~
A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.
"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
"Well ...they feel a bit tight," replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes
and the mans feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk.
Theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth," he replied.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a
"Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "maybe, but you will have to tell me the
exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation,
"I now pronounce you man and wife."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A guy told his buddy, "I called the local insane asylum
yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently."
His buddy asked, "Oh? Why do you wonder about that?"
"Well, somebody ran off with my wife this week!"
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