Susan: Herri has tossed down the gauntlet, so here goes. This is to the tune of "We've Got the Horse Right Here" from Guys & Dolls.
"We've got the stock right here,
The price was once so dear,
It's from a stock technician who's real sincere.
We sold it very short, looked like a crumbled fort
We covered half for five and kept half still short.
(refrain, with chorus)
Can do, Can do, this girl says the stock can do.
When she says the stock can do, can do, can do.
"The name is VeriSign
And on the morning call
The girl has got it figured for one more fall.
We hit it short again, just when it sharply gapped
And covered for ten more when it soon got whacked.
(refrain, with chorus)
Can do, can do, this girl says the stock can do.
When she she says the stock can do, can do, can do.
"The name is Juniper,
And this is no bum steer,
It's from a great chart reader who's real sincere.
The stock's been cut in half
In just the past fortnight
It's looking lower still on the daily graph.
(chorus..bring it home!)
Can do, can do, this girl says the stock can do.
When she says the stock can do, can do, can do.
(With apologies to Rogers and Hammerstein) |
