Imagine that, beauty queens mouthing platitudes. What is the world coming too? So now they have them say, "We just have to fight those terrorists Don. People have to get together and stand shoulder to shoulder on this. We can't let them blow up any more buildings."
Don: "And how can we do this, Tabitha?"
BQ: "Well, Don I don't know, but when I was a Girl Guide we went on cookie drives, and that can do a lot. Maybe we can raise money and give it to the people who can make a difference."
Me: Indeed, BQ, we could do that. After all, who is going to tell us enough to fight terrorists ourselves? But the big cookie drive has already been done on your wallet, and I think the people who should know how to fight terrorism are already doing all the wrong things to ensure they have enough terrorists to fight in the next election.
Personally I am for world peace. And if all those other guys don't agree with me, I am just going to have to nuke the lousy, bearded, undemocratic, christ slammin', jaywalkin' no-good niks.
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