Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
TOU Jail? International Legendary EE Conference? <Hoo Hoo>
SbH is making a valiant effort. But the list is sinking fast; lurkers are delurking and Don Green has been reduced to searching for Truth in Pat Huges postings,... of all places. <g>
Only two things can save us from a fate worse than this dead, dead, dead thread: (a) a scathing 1st Circuit opinion upholding Payne's decision in Rambus I; or (b) your speedy return to posting preeminence.
We beseech you, do not forsake us in our hour of bearish boredom! Soon the Turnip Farmers will once again be crunching numbers. And rumors of settlements and "Alien" experts will once be laid about to ensnare the unwirey and dis-abled! <vbg>
In hopes of spurring you to action in the face of this dead, dead, deadly threat, I can but offer this somewhat "bastardized" ode to what once was,... and may yet, lord willing, be restored once again:
They're Nearly In The Jailhouse Now
I had a friend named Rambusin Moe.
He used to steal, gamble and crow
He thought his Bus was the elegantest around
Well I found out last Monday
That Moe was locked up Sunday
They've got him in the jailhouse,... way downtown.
He's in the jailhouse now
He's in the jailhouse now
Well, CB told him once or twice
To stop muxin' cards and wastin' dies
...He's in the jailhouse now
Moe liked to play Mom & Pop
Had 'em droolin' all the way to the top
But Thread Morons were his favorite game
He got throw'd in jail
Without INTC to go his bail
The judge done said that he refused to pay the fine
He's in the jailhouse now
He's in the jailhouse now
Well, CB told him once or twice
To stop muxin' cards and wastin dies
He's in the jailhouse now
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