"Pouring out his troubles to his great and good friend over a couple of triple martinis, Brad had to confess that things were not going too well at home.
'My wife and I just don't hit it off at night, 'he was saying to Bart. 'I hate to admit it, but I am afraid I just don't know how to make her happy.'
'Hell boy,' said Bart, 'there is really nothing to it. Let me give you some advice. At bedtime, switch on a new Sinatra platter, turn all the lights low and spray perfume around the room. Next, tell your wife to get into her sheerest nightie, then make sure to raise the bottom window.'
'Then what do I do?' asked Brad.
'Just whistle.'
'Whistle?'
'That's right, I will be waiting outside the window. When I hear you whistle, I will come right up and finish the job.'
That is what the priest was doing hidden behind the god. For thousands of years this continued; in few places it still continues."
Baghwan Shree Rashneesh |
