Religious respectoration
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Disirreligious
As a Bodgist I resent God. He should have made it a lot clearer if he wanted anyone to figure out anything. Do you have any idea of how many people actually talk to the true God everyday ? The true God spends most of his time telling people that talk to him what to blow up next. God wants a lot of things blown up and I resent that, I may be blown up next. People are usually nice until you get them expectorating their beliefs, the most obnoxious are those with hotlines who worship the true God. The true God likes to shoot people. God personally tells people to pick up guns and shoot Israelis, Palestinians, Tamils, Sikhs, Hindus, Muslims, Abortionists, Afghanis, Serbians, Chinese, Tibetans, Protestants, Catholics, Blacks, in fact, he seems pretty indiscriminate and is telling people everywhere to shoot other people everywhere. These people all receive their instructions right from the true God.
I have no problem with people who do a lot of peyote and then talk to God, in fact I expect it, but they should not be allowed to handle firearms regardless of what God says to them.
I think Aztec practices might really reduce the attraction of a career in professional sports. It would be a chilling end to the Stanley Cup, wouldn't it ? |
