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> Osama bin Ladin was making his way to the Pearly Gates after
> being nailed by an American "daisy cutter" bomb in Afghanistan.
>
> Before getting there, he was surprised to be stopped by George
> Washington, who said, "How dare you attack the nation I helped
> conceive!" George Washington slaps Osama across the face with
> a glove.
>
> Patrick Henry comes from behind Washington. "You wanted to
> end American liberty, so they gave you death!" He bops Osama
> in the nose.
>
> Little James Madison appears next. "This is why I had the
> Federal government provide for the common defense!" He
> reaches up and punches Osama in the solar plexus.
>
> James Monroe steps up. "You ignored my warning, Osama, and
> intervened in the Western Hemisphere." He raps his walking
> stick down smartly on Osama's big toe.
>
> Osama is hopping around on one foot and holding his midriff
> when Thomas Jefferson comes forward. "It should have been
> self-evident to you, Osama, that all people are entitled to
> life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." Jefferson steps
> back to show him the rest of the receiving line.
>
> Osama peeks behind Jefferson and sees a long row of American
> patriots and lovers of freedom: John Randolph of Roanoke,
> George Mason, Henry Clay, John Tyler, Zachary Taylor,
> John Marshall, William Henry Harrison, and dozens more --
> ready to express their indignation at his attacks on America.
>
> Osama screams to the Heavens, "HE-E-ELP!!! These insults are
> not what I was promised! I fulfilled my obligations!"
>
> With a brilliant flash, the spirit of the Prophet Mohammed
> appears overhead and speaks in a booming voice. "You fool,
> I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you.
> What did you think I said?"
>
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