More Christian jokes, (which I find funny, BTW):
"Absolute Faith"
A nun was driving home to the convent from
her daily rounds at the local hospital when
her car ran out of gas. The only container
she had was a large bedpan.
She toted it over to the nearest gas station
and had it filled with gas. Arriving back, she
began to dispense it into the gas tank of her
car.
Two priests driving by saw what the nun was
doing, and the older priest said to the younger
seminarian, "Now, Father, that's absolute faith
in the Lord for you!"
"Hospital Bill"
A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and went in
for coronary surgery. The operation went well, and
as the groggy man regained consciousness, he
was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his
bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," the
nun said while patting his hand. "We do have to
know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay
here. Are you covered by insurance?"
"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely.
"Can you pay in cash?"
"I'm afraid I can't, Sister."
"Do you have any close relatives, then?"
"Just my sister in New Mexico," replied, "but she's
a spinster nun."
"Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. Smith," the nun replied.
"They are married to God."
"Well," the man said with a smile, "then send the bill
to my brother-in-law." |
