All I can think of to say is
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
Dang! No wonder those people can't vote right!
"All I know is, it couldn't have been Christians who stole them. Christians don't steal," Risher says.
The guy who broke ito our house told the cops he was a Christian. Guess he was lying.
All is well, though:
Inglis, Fla. (SatireWire.com) — The American Civil Liberties Union said today the
tiny Florida town of Inglis, whose mayor issued a proclamation officially outlawing
Satan last year, must establish a designated Satanic area for the Dark One and his
followers.
Town commissioners, eager to avoid a threatened ACLU lawsuit, said they will
likely comply with the request and cordon off a small area behind Town Hall where
Satanists can congregate on their coffee and lunch breaks. However, Inglis Mayor
Carolyn Risher insisted she would continue to fight for a full ban, citing the
potentially harmful effects of second-hand Satanism.
Local residents like MaryLou Keeger, meanwhile, said they oppose the compromise
for more personal reasons.
"I quit Satan six weeks ago, but sometimes, after a big meal, or if I'm nervous, I still
get the craving," said Keeger. "I know that if I get even a whiff walking by one of
these designated areas, I'm going to be tempted to sneak an Evil One."
So they'll have to set up a reservation for the likes of us. |
