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Non-Tech : The ENRON Scandal

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To: Mephisto who started this subject3/26/2002 7:40:38 AM
From: Baldur Fjvlnisson  Read Replies (1) of 5185
 
<<<<<<<<<It's the first day of school in Houston and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their parents do for a living.

The first little girl said:

"My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman and my mommy sells Tupperware."

The next little boy said:

"I'm Andy and my daddy is a doctor and my mommy is a lawyer."

The next kid said:

"My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men and my mommy is a hooker."

The teacher gasped and quickly changed the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approached Jimmy privately and asked if it were really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar and that his Mom is a hooker?

He blushed and said,

"I'm sorry, but my mom and dad are auditors for Arthur Andersen and I was just too embarrassed to say so....."
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