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Pastimes : THE SLIGHTLY MODERATED BOXING RING

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To: Lazarus_Long who started this subject3/26/2002 12:57:19 PM
From: Tom Clarke  Read Replies (2) of 21057
 
Rejected Campaign Slogans

THE DEMOCRATS
What do you mean, your money?
A glorious mosaic of public-sector unions.
Can't somebody else do it?
Fighting to keep America Mexican.
Because everyone's a victim.
More union, less labor.
Death 'n' taxes.
We care a lot.
Kennedys: See them again, for the first time.
Envy, Wrath, and Lust.
Please, think of the kittens.

THE REPUBLICANS
Gluttony, Greed, and Sloth.
Just like the Democrats--only slower.
This is your gross pay. This is your net pay. Any questions?
The Party of Limited Government--unless it's important.
Diet caffeine-free socialism.
Standing athwart history yelling, "Wait for me!"
Jesus hated the estate tax.
The Saudis aren't evil; they're just confused.
Fry Mumia.
The Dark Side of White America.
The White Side of Dark America.
Leviathan, with a Southern accent.
Southern efficiency, Northern charm.
Guns don't kill people. Scientists kill people.
Because we like guns and butter.

THE GREENS
Die, Human Scum!
The Party of Moral Equivalence
Ivy-League Populism
Utopia is just a chant away.
Do animal fetuses have rights?
Vote for Nader before the CIA gets him!
Dolphin-safe.
For people who think the war is all about oil in Kazakhstan.
Warning: Contains nuts.
Baby seals: Like the poor, but cuter.

THE LIBERTARIANS
America's Third-Largest Third Party.
Going to extraordinary lengths to prove that even a little power corrupts.
Let them eat quiche.
Putting the "I" in "laissez-faire."
Can you say "Fountainhead" in Klingon?
Because you can't spell "socialism" without OSHA.
But that's unconstitutional!
Armies of one.
Death Before Relevance

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