i had four sunny side up for breakfast fried in artery-clogging, saturated fat infested butter
for dinner i had another four in an omelette, with two types of fatty, saturated fat loaded, artery-clogging cheeses
threw another one hard boiled into my salad, which of course was drenched in a succulent, saturated, full-fat blue cheese dressing
threw in another potential chicky in my strawberry smoothie made from saturated fat-loaded whipping cream for dessert
for a total of ten cholesterol packed, allegedly artery-clogging, potential little chicks that were better served providing for my sustenance.
of course to top off my tastebud-tempting, tantalizing, nutritionally dense, power-packed extravaganza, i spread copious amounts of fat-filled sunflower seeds all over my salad, and i freely munched on fat-loaded almonds all day. i'm not sure how i am going to top that today, while still meeting my egg quota.
p.s. you know how many eggs i have in the fridge right now? more than eight dozen, not including the near dozen i polished off yesterday. |
