piscato - where the hell you been. i
saw this joke and immediately thought of
you - don't know why!!
a redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors
of a terrible shipwreck. they found themselves
stranded on a desert island.
after being there a while, they got into the
habit of going to the beach every evening to
watch the sun go down. one particular evening,
the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night
for romance. as they sat there, the sheep started
looking better and better to the redneck. soon,
he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around
it. but the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until
the redneck took his arm from around the sheep.
after that, the three of them continued to enjoy
the sunsets together, but there was no more
cuddling.
a few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there
was another shipwreck. the only survivor was a
beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman
the redneck had ever seen. she was in a pretty
bad way when they rescued her, so they slowly
nursed her back to health.
when the young maiden was well enough, they
introduced her to their evening beach ritual.
it was another beautiful evening: red sky,
cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect
for a night of romance. pretty soon, the redneck
started to get "those feelings" again.
he fought them as long as he could, but he
finally gave in and leaned over to the young
woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
"would you mind terribly taking the dog for a walk?" |
