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To:Craig Schilling Friday, Mar 29, 2002 3:06 PM
From: carranza2 Respond to 116216 of 116219
Some of you may have noticed Illmarinen at the Nokia thread make some disparaging remarks about Q being populated by ducks. Since Nokia is a chicken's paradise, I thought it appropriate to compare why and how ducks and chickens cross a road:
Nokia WCDMA chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can hide it in your pocket when you cross the road. Only seen once a year in Cannes for 10 sec. at a time--may be a dead old series 6000 chicken. Hard to tell because it dyes its feathers a different color every day.
Typical Nokia chicken: Will cross the road in June '02 at 60 mph. No, make that August '03 at 25 mph. Sorry, 15 mph in '04. Maybe. But sales are still great and everything's rosy.
3GGP chicken: The chicken should have backed up before crossing. How in the devil do we get the chicken to back up now? Will meet endlessly in Maui, Gstaadt, Paris and Vail to discuss the problem.
Q duck: Owns the road, and is already on both sides of it. Eats fried Nokia chicken for lunch. Makes everybody pay to cross the road. <<
ROFLMAO !
- Eric - |
