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To: John Finley who wrote (488)4/1/2002 7:39:01 PM
From: kinkblot  Read Replies (1) of 565
 
How about "a pair of Sony's" augmented glasses

hooked up to Milton Berle's Private Joke [e]File?

With the aid of voice-recognition software, words from the ongoing conversation could be scanned against joke database keywords for matches. You could then review this pick list and select one to see a random joke or list of jokes. The benchmark to shoot for would be five seconds or less from hearing the word to starting the joke, i.e. as quick as Berle himself.

But to give credit where credit is due, Harmon is cracking some good ones even without augmentation. I especially like the one about changing your own oil with wireless tech support. <g>

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