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Strategies & Market Trends : Jorj's Paint The Table -- His Best Thread Yet
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To: Peach who wrote (84)4/3/2002 4:35:10 PM
From: SmoothSail  Read Replies (2) of 226
 
Someone sent this to me today. There's a bit of truth to some of them:

Rules of Life

Sometimes we just need to remember WHAT the Rules of Life really are....

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it
should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship: "I
apologize" and "You are right."

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow
while it's still warm.

6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You
might meet somebody!"

7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them.

8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter a year from
now? How about a month? One week? One day?'

9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad
or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about
you.

12. Work is good, but it's not that important.

13. And finally... Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you
are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
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