An Open Letter to All Moslem Terrorists:
Hi there. How are you today? Comfortable?
Listen, you don't know me. We have never met. I'm just an ordinary citizen of the United States of America. Where you live, I'm painted as an overweight and stupid infidel that is below contempt. Somebody there has told you all about me, and my friends, and the country where I live. You have been told we are weak, and we all deserve to die. In fact, you celebrated when some of your close friends snuck into my country, murdered 4,000 innocent men, women, and children, and destroyed billions of dollars of real estate.
You and your pals are doing all this to prove a point. I'm not sure what exactly your point is, other than you are chosen by God to be His Messenger of Death and all the evil infidels must die before you can go to heaven or or some stupid sheet like that. Well, you are entitled to your opinion. You can hate me if you want, I honestly don't give a rat's ass what you think, because you are a useless murdering piece of shit that does not deserve to step across my border.
But that's not why I'm writing this letter.
I'm writing this letter just to let you know that you could be confused. 1,000 years ago the Moslems and the Christians had a big fight. Nasty fight. I'm sorry it happened. I really am. But you guys lost. It's over. It's been over for a long, long time. You lost. Too bad for you. All the guys that did all the killing and raping and all that, they are all dead now. You lost that fight. You've been whining like a beeatch for a thousand years about it, but the fact is, you lost. You are welcome to your religion. Personally, I think it's bullshit. After your buddies killed 4,000 of my friends in New York (including some Moslems) I read enough to decide to stop reading. But, to each his own, I won't fault you for not seeing things like I do on the religion card.
You need to understand a few things. Me and my friends don't like slimy little pieces of shit that sneak around our houses and smile and blow up our children with bombs. We don't like it at all. Nothing to do with religion, it's just not American.
Listen up: if you screw with me, or my friends, or any buildings here, or anything else ever again, just one more time, just one more, just one more time, then you will die. You and all your friends will die, and there will be nothing left to even suggest that you existed in the first place. We here, the weak infidel pussies here in the United States of America, we will be the ones that help you along to wherever you want to go when you are dead. Screw with us one more time, and you will be dead, and we will still be here. We have more bombs, more guns, and more soldiers than you could possibly imagine. Sorta like 1,000 years ago, except this time it will be worse, and YOU will be dead, not your ancestors.
That's how we do it here. It's like a cowboy movie. It's a free country and you can pretty much say or do whatever you want, within reason. If your pals screw up really bad, we kill your pals and then we warn you. Then if you screw with us one more time, we obliterate your sorry useless ass from the face of the earth. And all your friends too. Shave and take the turban off if you want, it won't help. All of you chicken shit murdering bastards will die.
If you think we are joking around, that's fine too. We don't care what you think, as long as you read the next sentence, because it's the last one you'll see from me:
Consider yourself warned, muthafugga.
Most Sincerely,
Man from America |
