Baldur sent me a Private Message! He axed me some questions, which my cOUSIN feels should be answered here, in an open forum, just like Ann Landers.
First, the Cranky Private Message. It's my very first ever from The Frozen Brain. Good name for a movie, now that I think about it. The Frozen Brain. Or a band. Baldorq and the Frozen Brains.
Friday, April 5, 2002 3:06 AM ET
To: Tastes Like Chicken
From: Baldur Fjölnisson
The total garbage you people have had pretending to regulate this totally fraud driven marketplace executed an asset of mine without any trial, judge, jury or sentence, three years ago. To this day the garbage hasn't come up with any justification for their gestapo action.
As you may have noticed; the SEC gestapo garbage has destroyed all confidence in this marketplace.
I don't mind losing money in the stock market. BUT I'd love to know WHY I lose money. I don't really think that's awfully unreasonable.
Whatever; the SEC much much worse than useless garbage will eventually be forced to execute this market.
No need to answer; keep on swimming in the cesspool of your totally bankrupt system. Whatever you do, don't check the facts. Don't check how the SEC garbage wipes its arse on your totally meaningless constitution and bill of rights.
Bon voyage to hell with the idiots in charge of this doomed mess.
Dear Baldur,
Your opening comment, “you people”, is speciophobic and will not be tolerated on the spacecraft. Mammals have too long suffered the sting of being stereotyped as useless brain-dead fools that cannot be responsible for picking up their dirty socks and putting them in the hamper. It also suggests that you are in fact an alien yourself, so you should know better.
That said, thank you so much for telling me that the SEC done you wrong. It always feels better to let it out. Boy howdy, it would not be the first time they did that. I think maybe it is the third time in 65 years. Otherwise they have been perfect and have never made any mistakes. They usually leave the gate closed. Hey, who left the gate open?
Gestapo? I assume you are speaking in a literary sense, and not as if the SEC tortures and murders investors, because if they do, that would not be right. It’s a liberal interpretation if not a downright violation of the United States Public Debt Extinguishment Act of 1946, paragraph 24.3432.30987, footnote CIIXVII.
WHY you lost your money in the stock market is not hard to understand. I can tell you. It’s because you screwed up. Now, I know this might be a Large Bitter Pill to swallow, (reference funphone.com ) but it is true. Your fault. Not somebody else’s. The stock market in the United States has been running along just fine scamming investors like you for about 200 years. You screwed up and bought the wrong thing at the wrong entry price. Then you ignored your stop limit on the investment and then you got crushed. Your fault.
And by the way, for someone who “[doesn’t] mind losing money in the stock market”, you bitch and whine a lot, did you know that? Just pointing it out. You don't mind losing money? That’s pretty stupid. I trade every day and I mind losing money in the stock market. If you ever decide to get back into a foreign market like the New York Stock Exchange, I suggest you get really pissed off when you get a very tiny little teeny loss. That way you won’t feel a compulsion to send me an unsolicited Private Message flame because you screwed up, not me.
The United States is a totally bankrupt system?
Uh..............
I TOOK YOUR MONEY! That’s right! I was on the other side of that trade where you screwed up and I took your money. Fair and square, you lost.
Who is bankrupt exactly on your horrifying transaction?
Read that again if you didn’t get it, Zippy.
You are not a citizen of the United States of America, correct? The “wipes it’s arse on your totally meaningless constitution and bill of rights” comment was entertaining. You have the right to say whatever mean nasty things you want, you are just a big fat stupid foo foo.
See that plane up there above your head? The one that is way, way up there really high?
That’s a pilot in the United States Air Force, flying one of those Deluxe Brand New Super Special Jet Planes! You helped pay for it, so you can consider it is part yours, I guess if you want to.
You don’t see him?
Oh, well, never mind.
I won't even get into the submarine.
Bon Voyage to hell? I'm OK and you are all pissed off forever. Who's in hell, you moron?
And don’t send me any more Private Messages, loser.
Sincerely,
Ann |
