Holy Sheet, Donnie, whut in h%%l do you think you are doing, anyway. Singin the flouncy old luv songs to the girls. First thing you know there will be three in yer kitchen baking cookies, changing the plaster on yer ribs,
asking if yer comfy or not, and another out polishing the Porsche asking if she can take a ride, how fast kin it go,
will you let her drive it (just a bit) . And no telling what else.
Now I hate to say this, but I'm not shure yer a real Texan or not. You cant go around looking like Paul Newman
singin Beattle songs. You need some hair on your face, like Willie, and a hat, and some jeans and boots. I seen your guitar and its too damn neat, put some dents in it and sand a bit of the shiny laquer off so it looks used.
If you dont straighten out right now and get that bass boat ready for the big tournament on Lake Travis I'm bringing Jan down to get your butt moving. Anybody knows that what really turns a woman on is to feel useful,
so bring one of those 24 inch big-mouth lunkers home so Denice can skin it and cook it for you. If you dont catch a fish then shoot a couple of rabbits for her- with a .22 of course, not a shotgun - I hate lead shot in the teeth.
Treat a real woman right like that and you will be surprized how gratefull they can be !
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