An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, George W. Bush said, "I am the
President of the United States, and I have a great
responsibility, being leader of nearly 300 million
people and a superpower."
So he takes the first parachute and jumps out of the
plane.
The second passenger said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one
of the best NBA basketball players, and the Boston
Celtics need me so I can't afford to die."
So he takes the second parachute and leaves the
plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am
the wife of the former President of the United States,
I am New York's Senator, and I am the smartest woman
in the world".
So she takes the third parachute and exits the
plane.
The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth
passenger, a 12-year-old Boy Scout, "I am old and
frail and I don't have many years left so as a
Christian gesture and a good deed, I will sacrifice my
life and let you have the last parachute."
The Boy Scout said,"It's okay, there's a parachute
The world's smartest woman just took my backpack." |
