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To: ViperChick Secret Agent 006.9 who wrote (620)7/9/1997 8:06:00 PM
From: jcboatwright   of 12754
 
SI MIDNIGHT RAG
"OPTION TRADER'S CLAIM ABDUCTION BY ALIEN'S"

(SI) A local option trader "Lee Cooper" claimed that he was abducted last night by aliens. He says that himself and another friend Ross Warren were uptown and were drinking excessively in the hours
before the experence. They both claim they were taken aboard
a huge mothership, hand-cuffed and were sexually probed for four hours. Cooper added that multible experiment's were conducted, most of them oral and anal related. Authorties are still investigating the incident.

UPDATE.......
Several local citizen's have come forward with this information concerning the Lee Cooper and Ross Warren story.

It seems that Mr. Cooper and Mr. Warren were witnessed stumbling into a popular downtown "Gay" bar called "The Bohimen
Cluster Buck". A dancer called "D-Penatrator"who was an eyewitness said that moment's before the attack both men were making crude remark's to a large gang of gay's that had surrounded
them." They were asking for it big time. They took them up-stairs and
had a little fun with them." Both Mr. Cooper and Mr. Warren refused to comment when we confronted them with this new information.
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