Here we go again! Nazerett, breaking news! :
2 years old baby found on the streets.
Time : sunset. What else could it be!
(Source Haartez. Police launches investigation.)
Personal comments : the baby refused to answer any questions as to who is right and who is wrong in the IS/PAls conflict, or the Arab Jews, thus arising more suspicions, as to the numerous mysteries surrounding the true meaning of his arrival, birth. And the interpretation of his silent message is, at this first hour, as follows
This is a clear indication that we are dealing with a high rank religious figure, that will ignite many disputes, as :
The secular Jews:he is the true figure of Israel's Independence. (it's started at sunset. Of course.)
Religious Jews : He Is the Messiah we were waiting for.
Moderate Pals : he is the mythical figure of tortured Marwan Barghouti.
Non moderate Pals : the only survivor of Jenin.
Pope : although miracle are known to exist, we need to be careful here, careful but focused.
The Buddhists : surely the next emperor on earth, my jet is warming up.
Reverand Moon : He's bound to be mine. Let's check what I was doing on night of his conception.
PROLIFE : You really dig fast, Epstein. Glad you heard my call, welcome to the club, dig some more, always listen to what I say, and by now you ought to know why I did not "ignore" you.
Frederick SMART : as of now, everything is TWO. |
