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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Barney who wrote (23369)4/22/2002 1:43:03 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
REASONS FOR NOT TURNING IN HOMEWORK
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* My little sister ate it.

* My dog/cat did it's duty on it.

* We ran out of toilet paper.

* Our furnace broke down and we needed to keep warm.

* I had to use it to fill a hole in my shoe.

* I gave it to a friend and his house burned down.

* My mother threw it away by mistake.

* I did it! But I left it next to my dear, sick mother when I helped her this morning.
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