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Pastimes : Drea's Bakers Dozen

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To: clappyssidekick who wrote (487)4/24/2002 7:48:27 PM
From: abuelita  Read Replies (1) of 552
 
mammy

do you know the top twenty reasons why
chocolate is better than men?

20. all the good chocolate isn't already taken.

19. chocolate never leaves the seat up

18. chocolate is easily molded

17. all your friends understand what you see in it

16. every chocolate is rich

15. its sole purpose is to give you pleasure

14. when you've had enough chocolate, you can put
it away in its box

13. chocolate might make you fat, but it can't make
you pregnant (if you don't wanna be)

12. you can spot the nutty ones immediately

11. PMS only makes you appreciate it more

10. with chocolate, you can admit that size
really matters

9. you don't have to go to sleazy bars to
pick up chocolate

8. your mother will never say it's not good
enough for you

7. if you and your best friend like the same
chocolate, its not a problem.

6. chocolate can be sweet without having ulterior
motives

5. you can have more than one chocolate a day,
and nobody will call you a slut.

4. you always know where your chocolate is

3. if you want to make it hard, you just stick
it in the fridge

2. with chocolate, you never have to fake being
satisfied!

1. chocolate is always there for you when you
need it.

i'm not sure i agree with the order, however ...

auntie
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