From the depths of Hell, Mr. P$nk, crawls to the earth's surface to recognize the valiant efforts of one of His own minions, Alan for his tireless efforts, astute analyis and insight with respect to MINI.
Alan, on behalf of Mrs P$nk, the street operatives, field operatives, affiliates, associates, other Made Men, capos, goons, thugs, assasins, hit men, enforcers, priests, popes, cardinals and other child molestors, Mr. P$nk, in His infinite wisdom is most pleased to award you on this 6th day of May in the year 2002 of the Lord, a Golden P$nky Award.
Your generosity for sharing this triple turd with Mr. P$nk and His minions represents the best quality of a short seller and on behalf of all, He salutes you!
The diamond, ruby and emerald encrusted 22k gold and platinum Pinky will arrive at your door in 5 minutes via armed guard and motorcylcle motorcade. Please make sure your maid is there to sign for it.
Mr. P$nk |
