Nightmare # 1
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,
pulled out a
cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to
find it, he
asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some
matches in the
top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside
table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a
framed picture of another man. Naturally, the > > >>>>guy began to
worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she
replied,
snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not
at all," she
said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded
the
bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the
operation." |
