Your morning smile:...this one is for you Martin ;-)
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Ottawa Senator fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Senator fans too.
Not really knowing what an Senator fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
“Because I’m not an Ottawa Senator fan,” she retorts.
“Then,” asks her teacher, “what are you?”
“I’m a proud Toronto Maple Leaf Fan,” boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the little girl why she is a Leafs fan.
“Well, my Dad and Mom are Leaf fans, so I’m a Leafs fan too,” she responds.
The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot. What would you be then?”
“Oh,” says the little girl. “Well, then I’d be an Senator fan.” |
