Yeah, it's getting better alright! In fact it is so good, Mitsubishi is celebrating the robust recovery by offering you ANY brand new 2002 Mitsubishi vehicle for $0 down, 0% interest, and NO payments for a full year. Heh...
"Please come take these cars, SUVs, and trucks!!!"
How long until they offer you a brand new, crisp, C note just to come down and talk to "the man?"
Chase, et al, are joining the celebration by sending me pre-approved credit cards everyday, with 0% for the next year, and 0% on ANY balance transfer.
Remember the NakedNews.com? How long until CNBS has a special PayPerView version of their telecast with (gulp) Maria, puffing her puffies, au natural, in da buff? Scary, I know.
John |
